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What the hell is up with people and their massive rims?  It seems to me that the asthetics of the vehicle are being sacrificed simply for rim size.  I am constantly seeing mid 70's hoopties (is that even a word anymore) that have like 24" rims and sit higher than the Jeep Wrangler driving next to them.  Seriously, they look four wheel drive.  I keep picturing those old AMC Eagles that were all wheel drive and sat as high as a Bronco.  I guess Rim size is the new compensation for lack of penis length...

Hung like a mosquito:

So here is my impromptu movie review:  Good time fun, great cast, good twists and all around good movie.  It involves some mob bosses, assasins and one very unlucky guy.  Lucy Liu is in there as well, and since she is hot - I say it's worth the NetFlix.  I know I'm way late on this, but it just came out not to long ago on Netflix, so I picked it up.  Add it to your que and enjoy!!

I really don't like working Saturdays right now.  It kind of sucks.  But..... once snowboarding season is in swing I will love working Saturdays because that means I get a day off during the week.  And boarding during the week is much better than on the weekends.  It's not even October yet and I'm already getting amped to be on the mountain.

Have you ever stopped a moment and put yourself into some random person's position? The other day, I was sitting in my car at a stop light and looked over at this woman in the car next to me. She was driving a BMW SUV, probably in her late 30's early 40's, had a kid in the back seat probably about 4 years old. I just had to stop and wonder what exactly was going on in her life at that moment in time. Was she on the way to some sort of babysitter for the son? It was early enough. Perhaps she didn't have to work, maybe she was going to a friends house so their children could play together.

It has been 105 deg. or better for the last 5 days and I can't take it anymore! My poor cats are nothing but puddles of fur when I get home at night. Last night it was still 84 deg. outside at midnight! I looked into getting a window mount AC unit - impossible. None to be bought around here. Besides that, my shitty new house (the one with the shitty phone wiring) also has crappy outlet wiring. I would have to wire a new grounded 115 volt outlet with its own breaker. Let's just say - NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! I don't know how to do that, nor do I want to try.

So, wether you knew it or not, Ive been MIA for the past month due to moving. ;; I have managed to slip in a sarcastic comment here and there from work, and then when I leach off my neighbors wireless signal. ;; But I havent been able to play xbox online - which sucks! ;; The ISP guy came out, determined that my new place has shitty wiring. ;; He would have to run new wire and install a new jack. ;; That would cost me approximately $200, if no problems arose and more time wasnt needed.

So, I think Im officially in my quarter-life crisis.  Its an earlier version of the mid-life crisis without the sports car or younger women. Pretty lame really. 

So those of you that know me, know that I bartended my way through school and then got out and landed myself a "real job".  Restaraunt people like to refer to a steady pay check and a desk as a "real job".  Because really, working in the restaraunt industry is really just a J.O.B. - Just Over Broke.

Well, it took me two years to discover working at a "real job" sucks

I was in an older building yesterday, go into the restroom, stand at the urinal and discover that to flush the toilet you step on a pedal near the floor. Now, I think this is quite nice. I hate touching any handle in a public restroom. And most of the time, when in a stall, I just kick the handle on the toilet.

But I notice this massive cage in the handicapped stall. So I take a peek. Its like a freaking jungle gym in there. I mean, there wasnt just the little side rails. There were rails that go over the top, and back down to the floor. It looked like

ROCKIN!!  I see that we can now do comments and the url has changed to our login name.  So farckin cool!

My wife wrote this last night for a creative writing class she is taking.  It cracked me up so I thought I would share:

A Little Item I Call the Fork

    The truest test of whether or not a couple is ready for marriage is if they can survive registering for gifts.  A seemingly simple and exciting task you may think, however, the level of communication and compromise needed far exceeds most couples.  There are “big decisions,” like the sheets and the set of pots and pans.  There are “fun decisions,” like throw pillows and barbeque