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Shared on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:10

I don’t drink rum often, but when I do it’s Red Rum.

I think I would like to meet the world’s most uninteresting man, but he’s probably already dead.  Do you think it’s easier to get to know dead people?  I mean there’s no pressure and their demeanor is always pleasant.  Problem is they never pay for lunch. 

 
I’ve been thinking that nothing really tastes like tape except for tape.

 

FreeRadikal

Shared on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:12

Border Collies with Canine Wagons of Milk Bone Ecstasy

When I think of balls to the wall, I think of antigravity.  I think of pasta with meatballs flying through space and time, bending matter and eventually hitting the wall of the speed of light.  There’s no FTL pasta and meatballs!  I also think of sitting on a brick, be it one brick in the wall.

 

FreeRadikal

Shared on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 07:54

Friday's post is nothing less than epic!!!

So this is my X-mas post.  I dance the night with my sugar plum fairy, traipsing past the mistletoe with my mouth wrapped around a Hamms.

FreeRadikal

Shared on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:00

It's the twelve nights of chicken parts!

The fog that rolls off my brain in the morning as hot water impacts across my naked skin stretched taught over my smooth skull is placed their each night by the magical dance of memory loss and Death's gilded hand of skeletal disgust for life.  I see him dance his anorexic form under his sexy black velvet robe.  A twinkle in his eye socket of the souls he has collected, he winks at me with intent for he has no fleshy eyelids to twitch with.  He saunters up to my bedside and presses one ethereal bony middle finger into my forehead sinking it right into my grey matter.  It’s kind of like a

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Shared on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 13:02

Cheeky Monkey's Dancing on My Face

I thought what if I were to introduce a new soda, I would call it barrel full of monkeys and it would be carbonated monkey brains and hibiscus.

Or maybe one called the Colonel Standard and it would be carbonated chicken stock.

Or maybe one called raw sewage made with lime jello and pork rinds covered in grape pop rocks.

Now I am drinking Diet Orange Crush and I feel like this low calorie orange soda naturally flavored with life is going to put 25 calories of zip into my step.

 

FreeRadikal

Shared on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 07:56

Me and My Shadow

Death,
A shade,
An object in front of a light source casts a shadow,
The absence merely an outline of that object, with no character, no definition, unsubstantiated.
Today I am my shadow, hollow within.

FreeRadikal

Shared on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:59

I am the deadliest catch...

or maybe just the cutest urchin in the sea dancing with my fugu rubripes to some Island Rag Time hits like Rum Punch and the West India Inlay Outlay. 

Verbotten nothings in the sands of the great castle, nix we see, nor we gnaw at the tendrils of the fantastic as we trip your brain loins from mathematics to the physics of quantum ugliness among social swans swooning bar maidens at last call...

Fancy pillows just some damn fancy pillows, it's what my office needs.

 

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