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Dad Spam:

Dad Spam:

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

My hubby graduated with Honors and all kinds of certifications yesterday. He is home, a little weary, but HOME! Last night we got in late, I gave him a foot rub, watched Hell's Kitchen and then went to bed.

----ENTER SARAH MADNESS-------- /think Enter Sandman playing in the background

My hubby graduated with Honors and all kinds of certifications yesterday. He is home, a little weary, but HOME! Last night we got in late, I gave him a foot rub, watched Hell's Kitchen and then went to bed.

----ENTER SARAH MADNESS-------- /think Enter Sandman playing in the background

I totally forgot my phone for the Saturday race the weekend before last.  Here are a few pics from the weekend:

The answer to every location question on Saturday was: "Over THAR!"

Finally at the race.  We tailgated from 10AM until the around 4pm.  I think I got drunk, sober, then drunk again, then sobered up on the walk in.  Check out creepy emo kid behind us.  He stayed in that same position the entire race.  He might have been sleeping.

I totally forgot my phone for the Saturday race the weekend before last.  Here are a few pics from the weekend:

The answer to every location question on Saturday was: "Over THAR!"

Finally at the race.  We tailgated from 10AM until the around 4pm.  I think I got drunk, sober, then drunk again, then sobered up on the walk in.  Check out creepy emo kid behind us.  He stayed in that same position the entire race.  He might have been sleeping.

Dad Spam:  The Tax Man

Dad Spam:  The Tax Man