JPNor's blog

Three years ago, when my son was still an infant, he projectile-shat liquid baby dookie all over me at 4 in the morning when I was only wearing boxers. Today was a worse day.

I travel extensively across New England for work. Today I started my normal business travels on the way to meet with a prospective client. This particular client (a business) is a partnership of two multi-billion dollar companies that you east-coasters definitely have used at some point in the past. In sales terms, a deal this lucrative is called a whale.

Yesterday, my wife, son and I met up with a friend who also has a 3 year old, to go to the movies. Originally we were going to see Rio but it was completely sold out so we saw Rango instead. Rango is rated PG so our friend was a bit concerned about the content for his son. My thought was that it's an animated film so the PG content was probably limited to a couple pee or fart jokes.

Yesterday, my wife, son and I met up with a friend who also has a 3 year old, to go to the movies. Originally we were going to see Rio but it was completely sold out so we saw Rango instead. Rango is rated PG so our friend was a bit concerned about the content for his son. My thought was that it's an animated film so the PG content was probably limited to a couple pee or fart jokes.

I've owned my house for just under 4 years now. I got a decent deal. It's a nearly 40 year old townhouse, and it's kind of small but it's in a beautiful part of New Hampshire and it's big enough for my small family.

The previous owner, though, was a fucking idiot. I've noticed over the last 4 years that a lot of the work he did was half-assed. Things like painting over electrical outlets and light switches.

I really, really should have learned by now. I saw House of the Dead. I saw Postal. I'm a fan of video games and a fan of movies, so why does Uwe Boll, the shittiest director to ever have been offered a budget, have to be the only person to combine the two?

I really, really should have learned by now. I saw House of the Dead. I saw Postal. I'm a fan of video games and a fan of movies, so why does Uwe Boll, the shittiest director to ever have been offered a budget, have to be the only person to combine the two?

This week (perhaps after watching lots of Sopranos) I decided to give Mafia 2 another shot. I got most of the way through it in my intial play through but for whatever reason just stopped playing (happens with pretty much every game I buy!).

This week (perhaps after watching lots of Sopranos) I decided to give Mafia 2 another shot. I got most of the way through it in my intial play through but for whatever reason just stopped playing (happens with pretty much every game I buy!).

Nooooooooo!!!!!

Nooooooooo!!!!!