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Shark Week is the reason I can't go into water deeper than my navel unless I see a fatter person near me that's further out.  Fuck you, Shark Week. Shark Week has informed me that the majority of Shark attacks occur near Daytona Beach.  That's the beach I frequent.  I've seen dolphins there.  Their fins pop in and out of the water rather quickly.  But any fin that I see that pops out of the water makes me soil my britches thanks to Shark Week. 

Shark Week is the reason I can't go into water deeper than my navel unless I see a fatter person near me that's further out.  Fuck you, Shark Week. Shark Week has informed me that the majority of Shark attacks occur near Daytona Beach.  That's the beach I frequent.  I've seen dolphins there.  Their fins pop in and out of the water rather quickly.  But any fin that I see that pops out of the water makes me soil my britches thanks to Shark Week. 

Thomas x 6

Diesel

Fearless Freddie

Duncan (send Rusty packin') x 2

Dennis

James x 3

Percy x 2

Henry

Edward

Gordon

Lady

Molly

Skarloey

Stepney

Bill (Ben is missing)

Molly

Emily

Daisy

Annie & Clarabell

Harvey

Oliver

Mighty Mac

Peter Sam

Sir Handel

Arthur

Duck

Troublesome trucks

Musical Caboose

Billy (with the buckteeth)

Toby

Thomas x 6

Diesel

Fearless Freddie

Duncan (send Rusty packin') x 2

Dennis

James x 3

Percy x 2

Henry

Edward

Gordon

Lady

Molly

Skarloey

Stepney

Bill (Ben is missing)

Molly

Emily

Daisy

Annie & Clarabell

Harvey

Oliver

Mighty Mac

Peter Sam

Sir Handel

Arthur

Duck

Troublesome trucks

Musical Caboose

Billy (with the buckteeth)

Toby

...must toasted marshmallow jellybeans be so close in color to buttered popcorn?

In the past weekend I...

-watched Evil Dead for the first time (not as good as I thought it would be)

-took out the Sons of Samedi gang and gained the favor of my uberhawt henchwoman Shaundi

-rocked out to 2AM with Manchowder compadre, Fu.

-watched Tiger choke by hitting a tree

-survived a Nazi zombie ambush

-totally ignored my Goal Line Blitz team while we are between seasons (I do need a starting Nose Tackle, tho)

...must toasted marshmallow jellybeans be so close in color to buttered popcorn?

In the past weekend I...

-watched Evil Dead for the first time (not as good as I thought it would be)

-took out the Sons of Samedi gang and gained the favor of my uberhawt henchwoman Shaundi

-rocked out to 2AM with Manchowder compadre, Fu.

-watched Tiger choke by hitting a tree

-survived a Nazi zombie ambush

-totally ignored my Goal Line Blitz team while we are between seasons (I do need a starting Nose Tackle, tho)

They are what's wrong with the world. 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HS5PIEmCAs&feature=related[/youtube]

I don't what it is about their frontman, but he comes off as an arrogant, pretentious, selfish, aggrandizing douchelord to me.  The songs are pretty, but so are Yanni's.  Hooray for the douchebag who makes pretty songs.

Chris Brown.  That's what's wrong with America.

They are what's wrong with the world. 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HS5PIEmCAs&feature=related[/youtube]

I don't what it is about their frontman, but he comes off as an arrogant, pretentious, selfish, aggrandizing douchelord to me.  The songs are pretty, but so are Yanni's.  Hooray for the douchebag who makes pretty songs.

Chris Brown.  That's what's wrong with America.

Chillax.  Have a brew.  Have two.  Walk a puppy.  Hug a clown.  Close your eyes.  Take a deep breath.  It's going to be okay, baby.

Chillax.  Have a brew.  Have two.  Walk a puppy.  Hug a clown.  Close your eyes.  Take a deep breath.  It's going to be okay, baby.