Happy Friday! Usually the crap my mother emails me I delete because I know that forwarding it to 40 people in th next 4 seconds does nothing but piss off 40 more people. She sent me this, maybe it is old but I had not seen it and thought it was pretty funny...
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."