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Classic

Classic

So my loving sister informed me that she had sent me a card for my Birthday last week.  Har har sis.

What she FAILED to do though, was pay the proper postage.

So, not only did my sis give me a "Ken" type card, but I had to pay to get it to boost!

Thanks sis.  Paybacks a bitch.  Just remember that.

So my loving sister informed me that she had sent me a card for my Birthday last week.  Har har sis.

What she FAILED to do though, was pay the proper postage.

So, not only did my sis give me a "Ken" type card, but I had to pay to get it to boost!

Thanks sis.  Paybacks a bitch.  Just remember that.

I thought the world became a better place at 36 seconds in. Then at one minute and 11 seconds I was awakened to another level of consciousness.

I thought the world became a better place at 36 seconds in. Then at one minute and 11 seconds I was awakened to another level of consciousness.

Advanced pirate lingo; or On beyond “Aarrr!”

Once you've mastered the basics, you're ready to start expanding your pirate vocabulary. Try these for starters

Beauty – The best possible pirate address for a woman. Always preceded by “me,” as in, “C’mere, me beauty,” or even, “me buxom beauty,” to one particularly well endowed. You’ll be surprised how effective this is.

Advanced pirate lingo; or On beyond “Aarrr!”

Once you've mastered the basics, you're ready to start expanding your pirate vocabulary. Try these for starters

Beauty – The best possible pirate address for a woman. Always preceded by “me,” as in, “C’mere, me beauty,” or even, “me buxom beauty,” to one particularly well endowed. You’ll be surprised how effective this is.