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I swear, this could have come from The Onion!

KABUL (Reuters) - Afghanistan's only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and goats, because people are worried it could infect them with the virus popularly known as swine flu.

The pig is a curiosity in Muslim Afghanistan, where pork and pig products are illegal because they are considered irreligious, and has been in quarantine since Sunday after visitors expressed alarm it could spread the new flu strain.

...that these type of situations that only happened under Bush would end!  (sarcasm)

...that these type of situations that only happened under Bush would end!  (sarcasm)

I had a MRI last week on my upper back, which has been giving me hell of late.

Come to find out I have 4 mild protrusions at:

T1-T2 - paracentral protrusion indents the thecal sac.

T3-T4 - Central protrusion indents the thecal sac.

T4-T5 - Central protrusion indents the thecal sac.

T6-T7 - Central protrusion abuts the thoracic cord.

T7-T8 - Central protrusion abuts the thoracic cord.

Top that off with:  "A benign incidental hemangioma is present in the T11 vertebal body.  What ever the fuck that is.

I had a MRI last week on my upper back, which has been giving me hell of late.

Come to find out I have 4 mild protrusions at:

T1-T2 - paracentral protrusion indents the thecal sac.

T3-T4 - Central protrusion indents the thecal sac.

T4-T5 - Central protrusion indents the thecal sac.

T6-T7 - Central protrusion abuts the thoracic cord.

T7-T8 - Central protrusion abuts the thoracic cord.

Top that off with:  "A benign incidental hemangioma is present in the T11 vertebal body.  What ever the fuck that is.

You'd almost think the Onion came up with this. Oh wait, they did! Back on 2/18/1998.

Real life imitates art, or in this case, comedy.

The Onion