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Quick joke:

The wife and I rented a Baptist porno last night.

It was called "I Don't Do That" which, I think was a sequel to "Get That Thing Out of My Face" which, I'm pretty sure was a remake of "Ewwww".

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Lucha Va Voom

A mix between bulesque and Lucha Libre... quite interesting... I must see this.

Death by Embracing the Reflection of the Moon
Chinese poet Li Po (701-706) is regarded as one of the two greatest poets in China’s literary history. He was well known for his love of liquor and often spouted his greatest poems while drunk.  One night, Li Po fell from his boat and drowned in the Yangtze River while trying to embrace the reflection of the moon in the water.
   

Death by Beard

Death by Embracing the Reflection of the Moon
Chinese poet Li Po (701-706) is regarded as one of the two greatest poets in China’s literary history. He was well known for his love of liquor and often spouted his greatest poems while drunk.  One night, Li Po fell from his boat and drowned in the Yangtze River while trying to embrace the reflection of the moon in the water.
   

Death by Beard

She's a lab, so she chews.  She's a puppy, so she chews.  We have bought her plenty of chew toys, and are certain that we've passed the phase of her chewing furniture and shoes.

However, she's gotten a sock fetish all of a suddenly.  Not just anyone's socks, but mine.  But, she's gotten really smart about where to find them.

Usually when I take my shoes and socks off (with the intention of putting them back on later) I put a sock in each shoe.

She's a lab, so she chews.  She's a puppy, so she chews.  We have bought her plenty of chew toys, and are certain that we've passed the phase of her chewing furniture and shoes.

However, she's gotten a sock fetish all of a suddenly.  Not just anyone's socks, but mine.  But, she's gotten really smart about where to find them.

Usually when I take my shoes and socks off (with the intention of putting them back on later) I put a sock in each shoe.

And again and again....

And again and again....

Yesterday was a long day. Not in a bad way mind you. But, here's what we did.

Instead of attending our weekly injection of opiate for the masses, I was able to talk my wife into going to the Dallas Museum of Art. We had originally planned to do this, but couldn't get moving fast enough on Saturday morning.

Well, the reason we had planned on going to the Museum, was that the major exhibit showing was "Tutankhamun - and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs".