SoupNazzi's blog

I'm free of the Luddite Zone!!! For those of you who don't know what that is, it's the black hole better known as my in-laws... They which do not know how to access or use the internet.

Let me tell ya, it was hard to visit this year, as the in-law family has taken a change for the strange. Well, stranger then they already are. My wife's cousins and Uncle have gone from being die-hard Baptists, to being Messianic Jews. What the F is a Messianic Jew?

Oh boy...  you know your vacation is starting out great when:

a) You start off 3 hours late for a 10 hour drive.

b) You encounter a full-size sofa on the interstate, in the middle lane.

c) Your signifcant other takes the wrong turn-off and doesn't realize it for over an hour later, forcing you to drive an hour backwards to get back on track

d) A 10 hour drive takes 12.5 hours

e) The temperature at home when you left was 70 degrees.  The temperature at your destination:  -4 degrees.

or

f)  ALL OF THE ABOVE.

Oh boy...  you know your vacation is starting out great when:

a) You start off 3 hours late for a 10 hour drive.

b) You encounter a full-size sofa on the interstate, in the middle lane.

c) Your signifcant other takes the wrong turn-off and doesn't realize it for over an hour later, forcing you to drive an hour backwards to get back on track

d) A 10 hour drive takes 12.5 hours

e) The temperature at home when you left was 70 degrees.  The temperature at your destination:  -4 degrees.

or

f)  ALL OF THE ABOVE.

My last blog (most likely) until after Christmas.  Getting ready to begin another Griswald adventure.

As such, I leave you with a slew of good (and maybe some bad), pics.

Cling-Ons

[No Regrets #1]

Gotta Love Photo Shop

My last blog (most likely) until after Christmas.  Getting ready to begin another Griswald adventure.

As such, I leave you with a slew of good (and maybe some bad), pics.

Cling-Ons

[No Regrets #1]

Gotta Love Photo Shop

HO!

HO!

...if only you hadn't imploded your campaign.

Then again, we would miss out on snarky videos like this if you had been elected.