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Shared on Sun, 05/20/2007 - 09:02

What we always suspected...





  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

ThyEnemy

Shared on Sun, 05/20/2007 - 09:02

What we always suspected...





  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

ThyEnemy

Shared on Sat, 05/19/2007 - 05:32

A bad start!!!

Friday morning.
In my car, driving.
With my daughter in the backseat.
She's not a happy camper.
Crying.
Screaming.
Sun is shining in her eyes.
I turn the rearview mirror so I can see her better.
I make baby sounds.
Funny sounds.
Funny faces.
I make...
...suddenly I hear a police siren.
No more funny sounds.
No more funny faces.
I turn the rearview mirror back so I can see the police better.
Being pulled over.
- "This your car?"
- "Yup!"
- "Driver license please?"

ThyEnemy

Shared on Sat, 05/19/2007 - 05:32

A bad start!!!

Friday morning.
In my car, driving.
With my daughter in the backseat.
She's not a happy camper.
Crying.
Screaming.
Sun is shining in her eyes.
I turn the rearview mirror so I can see her better.
I make baby sounds.
Funny sounds.
Funny faces.
I make...
...suddenly I hear a police siren.
No more funny sounds.
No more funny faces.
I turn the rearview mirror back so I can see the police better.
Being pulled over.
- "This your car?"
- "Yup!"
- "Driver license please?"

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