Everything cool associated with summer has already happened: E3, Comic Con, Independance Day. Everything from now until fall is baking heat, sweaty people, and sunstroke. Good luck with that, amigo. Smart gamers have already faked their own deaths to avoid mowing the lawn, and for these crafty folks I give you the best of what's new this week: F1 racing, ninjas, and a badass elephant.
F1 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HCwHyp1mKc
Release Date: July 21
Platforms: XB1, PS4, PC
Codemasters is back at it with the latest in their non-Dirt, non-Grid racing game. I like racing games but Codemasters has served up several shit sandwiches in a row...you may want to rent this one before you buy it.
Journey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7KOA_k79yo
Release Date: July 21
Platform: PS4
Another recent release remaster for the current-gen console. Knock that shit off and remaster Morrowwind or KOTOR. Too soon, amigo, too soon.
Tembo: The Badass Elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imVfZq2e6t8
Release Date: July 21
Platforms: XB1, PS4, PC
Never in the history of gaming has the title of a game been so descriptive of the contents. Become a badass elephant in this side-scrolling destruction-fest.
Yasai Ninja
Release Date: July 21
Platform: PS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKRSBttzzk
Become a ninja onion and reclaim your lost honor with your side dish, I mean sidekick, Broccoli Joe. This platformer has a kind of Ratchet and Clank meets Veggie Tales vibe to it.
