About a month ago I complained about February being all cold and sucky. Well in my tiny little corner of this blue marble we call Earth it's been unseasonably warm. Friday was 17°c (63°F) and today it rained. It...rained...in February...in Alberta...Canada! And it supposed to rain some more during the next day or two! You know what rain brings? More inside time to play games! You know what rain doesn't bring? Good games or even really new games to play.
Case in point: PS4 owners get to live through Heavy Rain and Witch and the Hundred Knight: Revival Edition again. WiiU owners get to play through Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess HD. PC master race finally get a chance with XBlaze Code:Embryo and BlazBlue:Chrono Phantasma Extend.
Actually I pretty much named all the interesting releases. Kind of ruins the rest of this article actually. Maybe I should have thought that over a little more? Yes I do realize I could go back and edit it all out but I am not the worlds greatest typist and it takes a lot of time and effort to write these little blurbs. If I go back now I have to think of all new things to say and type them all out again. Which means that you, dear 2old2play community, get what amounts to my brain's leftovers. I am guessing that nobody really wants Chunky's brain leftovers do they?
Far Cry Primal
Release Date: March 1st, 2016
Platform: PC
So for some reason the PC Master Race had to wait a week while their console underlings were enjoying the company of sabretooth tigers while wearing wooly mammoth skins and armor made of bones. Was that a bit of a dig? Yes...yes it was.
Alekhine's Gun
Release Date: March 1st, 2016
Platform: PS4, Xbox One
A third person stealth game that takes place in the 1960's. You play as KGB Agent Alekhine who is a double agent for the CIA. Looks like most of the missions revolve around real world events of that era...minus the Mutants from X-men: First class of course.
Tron Run/r
Release Date: March 1st, 2016
Platform: Xbox One
You play as Tron or son of Tron or someone Tron like and run. There are Light Cycles too! Maybe even a disc to throw!