Long Week

Well it has been one shitty week. Sorry to all my Halo regulars, I will return. My job is slowly killing me, I have added a few more gray hairs this week. I should be out selling but  I have been spending more time fixing fuckups then doing my own job. I love the call from my boss about collecting money from past due accounts..what the hell does he think I am doing? No money means a smaller pay check for me! Anyway just had to rant a little, I could go on but I hate typing.

And I will leave you with a Joke.

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, Ive heard of that in health class at school.
" He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
 The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March..