Another shot to the ego...

UnwashedMass

Shared on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 15:41

Yesterday was a miserable hot day, and my shitbox car has the worst AC on the planet.  So I drive my son to his eye appointmment after changing out of khakis and into short and flipflops.  I still sweated like a whore in church, but at least my feet were not boiling.

I get to the doctor's office and my son goes in for his vision therapy (this stuff is great for helping with focus, btw.) and the clinician calls me in for the brief on his homework exercises.  After the usual spiel we are visiting, a little small talk.  She asks me if I am in a rock band.  I laugh and say no but I am secretly flattered that I look like a rock star.  Nice!  And before you ask, no, I no longer have a mohawk, it was just a lark for a Super Bowl party. 

So I walk out of there with a big grin, feeling like Big John Stud.  Good way to wind up the day.

I get to the house and my new neighbor is struggling with trying to get a huge box into her Mommymobile.  So I go to assist, because I'm a nice neighbor.  And maybe her 7th grade hooligan of a son won't rob me blind later.  We start chatting about this and that, invite her and the kid to our BBQ this weekend and general BS.  She proceeds to tell me that I look like a guy that listens to country, because I grew up in a trailer and I have a twang in my voice.  Dang.  There goes my overinflated sense of self worth. 

If I had more than one beer in the house, I'd have drank them all. 

I'm sexy, dammit.  You know it, I know it.  Let's just all admit it, so I can mend my wounded ego!

Comments

tarbs's picture
Submitted by tarbs on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 15:52
dude. i don't even know how to respond to that.
codemonkey's picture
Submitted by codemonkey on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 16:01
It is all going good until a gay man hits on ya. Then things get interesting... :) CodeMonkey
goodolplumber's picture
Submitted by goodolplumber on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 16:05
Let me guess you forgot to tell her your from Oklahoma didn't you?You fucking cowboy wanna be! :)
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 16:23
To let you know Plumber where I come from in OK we wear the shit on the outside of our boots! Code- the wife and hang out in Pasadena and she likes to window shop whilst I ogle the girls with may shades on. Except in the Bed Bath and Beyond; the guys in there are sharks and it requires me to stay very close to the wifey for fear of being hit on! :)
Gunz-Magilacuty's picture
Submitted by Gunz-Magilacuty on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 16:48
your to sexy for you trailer, to sexy for your neighbor. So sexy it hurts...to type this....
OneEvilBtch's picture
Submitted by OneEvilBtch on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 16:58
You are a sexy bastard and you know it. But a rock star or in a band no...I have heard you sing when you are drunk. : )
tarbs's picture
Submitted by tarbs on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 18:37
you should hear him sing when he is sober! ouch :)
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Thu, 07/27/2006 - 23:14
Too funny buddy! Should have asked her a little background info. cuz u sure look like a gal I used to go cow tippin with, Nedra is that you gurlfren???!!! Rock on Bud, OMR. (misplaced Okie)

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