The Bull Pen #24

The jade monkey watches over the pale faced little girl in the crystal castle. It was a dark and stormy night. A shot rang out from behind the curtains. Two men walk into a bar, buy a few drinks, and leave. If you gotta go, go with a smile. The time of your life is usually indicated by a large digital clock that flashes 12:00. I am going out on a limb and predicting that the Carolina Panthers will be playing football well into December. The blind squirrel may find a nut every once in a while but not usually before getting run over by a car. It was the best of times; it was the blurst of times. You will never learn everything you ever need to know, let alone learn it all in kindergarten. This statement is plagiarized from my mind. I have not yet decided whether I am going to finish this state. Top scientists today proved that when you are not inside, you are outside. The tooth fairy is actually a global conspiracy designed to teach children that they should be rewarded for having something natural happen. When life gives you lemons, throw the lemons at someone else. The phrase ‘floating on the river’ does not have the same appeal as ‘rolling on the river’ does. A little bird once told me that I should stop listening to birds. Customer service representatives should be psychologically screened. The Marquis De Sade would probably enjoy being a telemarketer. I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain, but I’ve never seen sunny Acapulco. If there is not a light at the end of the tunnel, then it likely is not a tunnel or it is very late at night. I have seen the enemy and he is suffering from the heartbreak of psoriasis. Whoever believes that the world is better that we can now share our opinions with the world over the Internet probably needs a rectal probe. Soylent Green may be made of people but that’s a lot better than making it with dog crap. It is not really a donation if you are practically forced to do it. I would like to thank those who are responsible for this blog, which is pretty much everyone from the first humans onward. Any rebroadcast, reproduction or other use of this blog without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited. James Bond will return in You Only Blog Twice.

Custom Game of the Week: Redneck Rampage is probably a game you have played before but this is the name I have given to it. It is neutral Capture the Flag with shotguns and grenades with SWAT rules. That means no shields and no motion sensor. You can play it with two teams or four teams depending on your map. I think you should be able to figure out what maps would be ideal to play it on. Despite my hesitation with using the shotgun as a weapon in most cases, I have had fun playing this game. You know, I could afford to get a little better at Halo so I could hang with some of the bigger guns that I seem to end up playing against lately. Then again, I would just be curious about my reputation as a teammate and opponent because it is always good to solicit outside opinions. All I know is that if the game features a BR start, I’m usually a happy camper. Are you non-OMM and reading this? If so, I want to know. Heck, even if you are OMM, I want to know since you cannot tell who is reading it.