Had a Bad Day

Do you ever come into work and the first thing you see just honks you off.  Well that's what happened to me today.  I read my e-mails first thing in the morning and the first one I read upset me, honked me off,  so mad I was crying.  Ok I'm a girl and sometimes you just need to cry.  Well anyway about 2 hours into my day I decided to take a break and read the newest edition of Readers Digest.  Most of this issue was about jokes, comedians and how laughter is the best medicine.  They were right after I read the majority of magazine I felf much better.  Just a few simple jokes and laughing out loud made me realize life is to short to get honked off first thing in the morning and let it ruin the rest of my day.  I should wait and get honked off at the end of the day. I can't take any credit for these jokes they all came from the magazine. Hope they make you smile.

Temporary personality disorders: 

Delusuions of Grandes:  Compulsive fantasizing about one's next Starbucks, even while sipping a Frappuccino.

Seasoning Affective Disorder:  Manifesed by the need to "kick things up a notch" even if things taste fine the way they are.

Pillsburty spokesman Pop N Fresh died yesterday at 71.  In attendance at the funeral were Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies.  Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his career was filled with many turnovers.  He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Still even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife.  They have two children and one in the oven.  The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.