And the Dumbass Award Goes to .............

FireWtr96

Shared on Fri, 09/01/2006 - 16:39

Dateline Dayton, Ohio

 

Friday 2:13 am    3 fucking dumbasses break into my scrap yard climbing a 12' fence laced with razor wire at the top ( CUTTING THEMSELVES ALOT).  They steal a couple hundred pounds of 1 1/2 in thick copper wire ( $2.25 per pound) and they take off.

 

7:30 am - watching video tapes of said dumbasses doing what they did.

 

Fast forward to 2:30 pm

I see 3 guys come in.  they look familiar.  they are selling me scrap,  it looks familiar.          Cops come. i chase one down.  I get my shit back, they go to jail and everyone is happy cause everyone got what they deserved.

 

Moral of the story.   IF YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL FROM SOMEWHERE DON'T TAKE THE SHIT BACK 12 HOURS LATER TRYING TO SELL IT TO BUY CRACK, OR METH, OR HEROIN, OR SOME DUMBASS OTHER DRUG.  WHAT FUCKING DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

Kyle's picture
Submitted by Kyle on Tue, 05/01/2007 - 22:57
thats great (dumbasses) isnt their another place they could of taken it? Then again that would take some brain power to think of that.
Orbytal's picture
Submitted by Orbytal on Fri, 09/01/2006 - 16:41
LOL....I love poeple like that. It makes my day.
Lithium's picture
Submitted by Lithium on Fri, 09/01/2006 - 17:04
Please tell me that there are at least 2 other scrapyards in the area! That would make it a thousand times funnier!
OneEvilBtch's picture
Submitted by OneEvilBtch on Fri, 09/01/2006 - 17:39
lmao...just proves what I have been saying for years...some people shouldn't breed. : )
Liger117's picture
Submitted by Liger117 on Fri, 09/01/2006 - 18:44
hahaha pwned by their own mind.
Em's picture
Submitted by Em on Fri, 09/01/2006 - 22:15
holy shit

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