Dinner

Ok wife is at night school,.. im all alone... " what to cook? "...

"I do have those red cheyenne peppers i got from my boss!" -

"what can i do with that?" aha! "minute rice!"

puts 1cup of water in pot, de-seeded 1 cheyenne pepper, these guys are big like 7/8 inches, brought water up to a boil with peppers in and a dallop of butter,...

Wait! i need my protein,... hrmm... Hotdog! throw 2 hotdogs in the boil... let em cook for a couple of min. eat hotdogs while rice is still preparing.

oh no! what about my sons! they have to be hungry! what to fix em?... opens freezer, dwight yokum chicken fries. bingo! throw those in oven for 12min.

so im sitting here eating my rice, note to self: one pepper really didnt no much to the heat.... my boys have already pigged out on their chicken fries and are proceeding to the del monte pre packaged peach dices. thinking to myself ok what for dinner now? my appetizer was different but good,... i need something with a spark to really make this meal feel complete! Totinos frozen pizza! Eureka!

Note to the women out there:

please don't leave us at home alone, we'd much rather have you cook a meal that co-ordinates.

Note to the fellas:

pretty inventive huh? lol