Women and my new bed

Falelorn

Shared on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 21:02
No they are not together atm... maybe sooon...

But I finally got a new bed, if you remember an earlier blog about a spring cutting my back, fresh blood stain and offer to sell the mattress.. well tonight it was delivered.. and boy its firm..  but being a Yeti (big hairy beast) finding one that fits me is hard.. my legs stick over them all...

and now WOMEN..

Why do they have this need to FIX people.. especially the friends of their husbands...

Im divorced.. happily like a monkey on speed in a china store...  but it seems that my friends wife, who I love to death as a friend, thinks I need a woman in my life.. ya like I need another head wound...

So this weekend, she tried to hook me up with a friend of hers.. it seems that my.. I only want to hook up for a night, nothing longer went in one ear and out the other... blond.. what do you expect...

So things happened.. I was happy.. but my wifes friend... gives this girl my phone number.. like are your INSANE?

I nicely explain that Im not looking for anything... blah blah blah... shes like ok.. but my wifes friend who is now on my hit list.. I got a snow ball ready for her... seems to think I wont be complete with out a girl friend.. forget it....

So now ive been warned if this weekend I come over for some PS3/360 play time.. I can expect to see this girl I hooked up with there..

WHY CANT WOMEN JUST LEAVE THINGS ALONE??

Maybe I can break in my new bed tho... :D

Comments

Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 21:13
Be sure to warn this friend..."Im in it for the booty. Thats it." lol. My girlfriend doesnt try to "fix" me thankfully. Shes got enough problems of her own to worry about my quirks. hehe
TechParadox's picture
Submitted by TechParadox on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 22:46
Near as I can tell a majority of women will try to "fix" a man and get him to fit the mold of what they think is the ideal. Any woman who tries to do that and expects the man to change is either hooked up with a VERY unique man (highly unlikely) or is in for a rude awakening (the more likely of the two) :D
jtgjr007's picture
Submitted by jtgjr007 on Wed, 12/13/2006 - 15:50
Maybe you should play "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit on all your dates from now on. Maybe they'll get a hint?
Robbway's picture
Submitted by Robbway on Wed, 12/13/2006 - 16:44
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. (I can't take credit for this, it was in a joke email) It's like after they got married, they forgot they were single first. Have fun.

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