24 Reasons I Won't be on Live this Sunday and Monday Night.

1. Jack friggin’ Bauer!!!
2. Because someone always dies in the first episode and I don’t want to miss it
3. 24 is the only show that I don’t Tivo to watch the next day.
4. Jack reminds us all how to “coax” information out of a terrorist.
5. There’s no liberal hippie who can stand in Jack’s way. (to all my liberal hippie friends; I keed, I keed )
6. See reason number 1.
7. There’s no Jack Bauer in Gears of War, but there should be.
8. They haven’t created a 24 deck for Uno yet.
9. If I don’t watch the show the same night it airs some putz will give away the content the next day on the radio.
10. Because I must know how they get Jack from China to LA in less than an hour!
11. There’s a chance his daughter might show up.
12. There’s a chance they might kill his daughter.
13. Senator John McCain might make another cameo.
14. I must know what the newest terrorist threat will be. We’ve had nuclear, assassinations, biological, what else can we get?
15. The show is filmed as well or better than anything I’ve seen in a movie theater in years, and there are no crowds.
16. Because Jack could kick Master Chief’s ass!! Yeah, that’s right, I said it.
17. Other than sex, I can’t think of anything that gets my blood pumpin’ like an hour of 24.
18. There’s going to be 4 HOURS OF 24!!!!
19. ‘Cause all the cool kids will be watching. Will you?
20. Refer back to number 6.
21. Because Jack Bauer is the only man I’m willing to say I love, and that includes family.
22. Everything I ever needed to know about life is contained in the wisdom of 24.
23. 24 is the only show I’d be willing to pay to see every week.
24. IT’S 24!!!! IT’S JACK!!!!! IT’S 4 HOURS on Sunday and Monday night!!! Don’t call me, don’t pm me, don’t e-mail me. I won’t be available! If you die on one of those nights, you’ll just have to rot until I have time to properly mourn you later. The world will have to wait ‘til 24 is over!!