Little Medical Problem

If you're the type that's inclined to say "Whoa! That's too much information!", turn back now.

A couple of months ago, I had a vasectomy.  This Saturday, I woke up in some serious discomfort in my coin purse.  After a manual self examination that would otherwise be classified as "fondling", I found some significant swelling behind my right testicle (or nut, as I prefer to call it).  This was no minor swelling.  It was like I had grown a third nut.

Normally, I'd be pretty happy to have a third nut.  Though given a choice, I'd rather have another thumb on my left hand so that I could work both the thumbstick and the D-pad in games.  The problem with my newly grown third nut is that, unless I'm lying down, it feels like I was just kicked in nutular region.  Needless to say, this isn't doing wonders for my mood.

I was doing some pretty serious Wii Sports while under the influence of alcohol on Friday night and I'm not sure if I could have torqued something, but I'll be off to the doctor here in about a half hour.  Wish me luck.

And now the requisite picture.  If you're close to 40 years old or older, you probably had this poster in your bedroom.  I did.