Owww..blood...horror...ewwww

Few years ago I got clocked on my head, it split open, blood sprayed out (lots of blood, freaked people out.. was cool) and I spend the next 2 years basically in therapy, physio, etc.. Learning to move around, walk with out falling down, memory, talking... fun stuff..

Well I have a 5.5 inch section of my skull that is squishy.. best way to describe it.. its not actually the skull but its the scar tissue. Weird thing is scar tissue in my body seems to become hard, I was told the actual name once, but can not remember it.. My stomach which was burned by acid (not bad) is the same..

Well I woke up this morning way earlier then normal, my face was sticky, so either my cat did something, either I drooled and it ran up my face or something else.. so I stumble to the bathroom turn on the light.. oh.. I must have killed a group of teenagers in the middle of the night because I look like a horror movie villian, dried blood in my beard, caked on my face...

I go and wash my face up, beard, neck.. and wow.. my bed, my brand new freaking bed, not even 2 months old (maybe 3 actually.. memory problems) has gone from this nice tan color sheets to tan with blood all over the one side of it.. a pillow soaked up much, and I put a thick blanket between the mattress and the sheets just in case something happens.. (one of those cases).. the scar tissue opened my head up and I bled good..

Kinda gross.. very cool in a way (modern art looking.. I could sell it I bet)... so Im up listening to the washing machine make that sound they make and wondering.. maybe I can get that new body pillow when I get my new sheets?? At least my cat didnt lay down and start licking up the blood.. and I also thought.. damn CSI does get the blood stains wrong..

I tell ya if I ever spring a leak when I am awake and out in public... I am going to pull a zombie move..uuuuuuuggggggggggg move my arms in front of me... BRAAAAAIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS... that would be so cool... till a cop shoots me..