Move over Survivor...

...there's a new game coming to town, and it's name is <drum roll> Virgin Territory.  With a name like that, is it a surprise that the concept came from Kevin Blatt, who was made famous by breaking the Paris Hilton sex tape.

The pitch for this new show, now being courted over to such winning networks as Fox and Spike (but more than likely a Pay-Per-View at the end), takes 10 "medically certified" male virgins  and lock them into a mansion in the middle of LA's San Fernando Valley - which just happens to be one of the global hotbeds for porn (or so I've read...).  These *cough* men get to live under the scrutiny of the hidden and not-so-hidden cameras to ensure that they don't disqualify themselves, either with someone or alone.    Add in some sordid type of competitions and eventually someone gets...now get this...Prematurely Ejected from the show.  Finally..when a "winner" is crowned by America (aptly via a 1-900 number), this chump has the ever-so-illustrious glory of losing his cherry to a porn star.

The sad thing ... people will watch this if it ever makes it to the television near you.  Guaranteed.  Just proof that human intelligence can in fact be found to follow a bell curve. 

B.