A Fucking Nightmare...

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I left work Sunday morning at 7 am and headed out to my bestfriend's house to do a photoshoot for her husbands band.  I was up all day until about 6 pm and took a tiny, almost non exsistant nap until about 9:30 pm.  I struggled with the waking process, but finally managed to crawl my tired ass out of bed to get ready for work.  I got here around 10:55 pm and all was well.  Senta, the girl I was working with this evening, by the way, who always complains and falls asleep during the shift, got a call from home and left about 5 minutes after she clocked in.  Now, personally I don't believe it.  She came in complaining that she hadn't had much sleep and wasn't going to make it through the night.  LOL then, like the magic "call and make up shit to get me out of work" fairy showed up and she was gone.  i myself struggling to get a handle on what just happened..I almost felt as if I had been bitch slapped.  I have worked once before by myself because she didn't show up so no big deal right?  Wrong, so many things happened all at once.  I had guests calling for shuttle pick ups, and had to tell them to take a cab, and the hotel would pay for it.  We normally only have 1 maybe 2 guarenteed arrivals to process and there was 10.  I had 4 walk in's and I didn't even know how to get them a room without a reervation already in the system.  But I managed, used logic, common sense, and my knowledge of thier systems to work through it...I think I managed okay.  I started printing out the checkout folios and the front desk printer jammed up on me and I couldn't figure out how in the fuck to get to the area that was jammed!  i was pissed.  I had to run all of my audit reports through the back office.  that really pissed me off.  I go to set up the breakfast and discover that there are 7...count them fuckers..1,2,3,4,5,6,7 cartons of 2% milk only for breakfast.  What is up with that shit?  If they have more than 7 kids staying in the hotel they are fucked and we are at almost 80% tonight!  I mean how fucking insane do you have to be to not notice that we are low on that shit?  I give up..Oh let's not forget the mother fucking bastard pre teens that were all up in the lobby untiil about 2:30 am!  They tried to use a bogus credit card to buy a snickers and then tried to pass off play money to pay for it.  i wanted to yank them up by their fucking balls, and beat them senseless with my phone card.  Oh yeah not to forget that fuckling ringing phone!  It has been a horrific night.  I think I will go home, slam a few beers and pass the fuck out and hope to whatever GOD or GODS reside above, allow me to wake up in a better frame of mind.  until then,,,,

meow