Daily Rundown

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 03/19/2007 - 15:09

Plane as wide as football field to land in NYC

Manhattan denizens scheduled to be shitting their pants

Jury selection begins for Phil Spector murder
Have you seen this cat lately? He looks like the unholy spawn of Art Garfunkle and Yahoo Serious. Note to self: If ever facing murder charges, just go to GreatClips.

Carol Burnett not amused by 'Family Guy'
Very few of us are amused by Family Guy anymore.
At least now he has some good material!
Do MMORPG’s spur more risky sword-play?
Is this some sort of escalation of the Taxi-cab Phenomenon?

Court: Boy who yelled at classmate guilty of stalking
Kwazy: Classmate who got yelled at by Boy guilty of being a whining pussy.

Charges listed against officers in groom shooting

Evidently they misheard the Reverend, “Anyone who objects, shoot now or forever holster your piece.”
Don’t get too excited…it’s not Nancy Grace.

Three secrets to getting a good night's sleep
Strangely, none of these involved alcohol, drugs, or masturbation.
Guess the president finally found Waldo.

Distinguish between tornado myth and reality
Myth: House dropped on wicked witch.
Reality: Trailer dropped on Winn-Dixie

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Submitted by CapnHun on Mon, 03/19/2007 - 15:28
About your coment of girl being a 'whining pussy'. No the boy was an obnoxious Timmy brat and probably the rest of the classmates are relieved he is out of their class. However, I don't think jail is the answer for him, a good ass-whuppin would be.
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Mon, 03/19/2007 - 16:06
You're right. I wrote the comment before I clicked on the post. I was really disappointed when I read the story. Wasn't what I wanted it to be, but I was too concerned with being clever :)

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