WWJD???

SexKitten

Shared on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 07:54

Well, finally at home, drinking a glass of pinoto grigio, smoking a cigarette and looking forward to my two days off. I had to leave work early this morning to wait in line at a community center to try to get assistance with my electric bill. I got there at 5:45 am and I was already 4 th in line. That is fucked up. It made me realize that the economy is screwed. No, I was not living in some jacked up reality where I thought everything was fucking wine and roses, but I guess I never really considered how deep we are all in shit. They didn't open the doors until 7 am...and I still didn't get a real appointment. They only took the first three, I was given a walk in appointment with no guarentees. It sucks big fat sweaty old man balls...yeah that's pretty accurate. It seems that life just knocks you down then you just keep on rolling. Where is the end of the fucking mountain and will I ever reach it? My husband is asleep, and so is my son..on my side of the fucking bed...lol It seems that since I have started working nights I don't even have a side of the bed anymore. WTF???

 

I stopped at the store this morning and saw a braclet that said WWJD? I will tell you what he would do if he were alive and living in these times. He would raise his hands to the sky and fucking make shit fall on the electric companies for price gouging, or better yet make the tempature a beautiful 70 degrees year round and say fuck them up their stupid asses we don't need airconditioning. Then he would make weed grow in bounties, roll a fattie, turn the water into vodka, sit in his naturally cooled mansion and watch Monty python, play a little battlefield 2 with all his homies on xbox live. This of course is just my opinion.

 

meow

Comments

thebrigade's picture
Submitted by thebrigade on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 12:10
Santa Margharita Pinot Grigio is good. Things will improve; stay the right course. And when in doubt remember the bracelet!!! WWJD!! :P
LuxDraconis's picture
Submitted by LuxDraconis on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 12:00
Thats what I do?????? Could I be?? The rain of shit should have hit your electric company by now, Give me the address, I'm fucking too high to remember where its at.
DreadPirate75's picture
Submitted by DreadPirate75 on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 15:34
What Would Jesus Do?... ...I have always thought it meant What Would Just Shut The Fuck Up. Im not against Jesus or anything...but there is something about that whole WWJD thing that urks me. Hope your day/night improves. *shrug*
SexKitten's picture
Submitted by SexKitten on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 20:02
lol I understand...however there is more than what is on the surface...my husband and I both lost our jobs with in a week of eachother...and the wine was what was left from the last time I actually could go grocery shopping....cigarettes, well funny thing about that, I don't have to buy them. hmmm the weed..well I plead the fifth.....but it is about 6 months old...tupperware works wonders..
Raider30's picture
Submitted by Raider30 on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 16:22
At the risk of garnering your probably considerable wrath(I've seen how you write, :)) - Jesus would stop spending electric bill money on wine and cigarettes.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 17:22
Weed (perhaps...you certainly give that impression in your ramblings), wine, cigarettes, Xbox360, Online account...perhaps Jesus would recommend a budget. :) But I don't know your true situation. I certainly hope it improves though.
SkiddyMcCrash's picture
Submitted by SkiddyMcCrash on Sun, 03/25/2007 - 04:56
Your blogs are funny, I like your sense of perspective. I reckon Jesus would take one look around and go "Boy, did they miss the point" and get the next bus home. Next time you open the tupperware, have a toke for me.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 06:37
I lived off tomato soup for nearly 2 years. On the plus side, I lost a lot of weight :)
SexKitten's picture
Submitted by SexKitten on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 07:31
`dastard... well there is always that to look forward too!
wilderz's picture
Submitted by wilderz on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 07:56
Hear Hear!!!!
HeReCoMeSdAbOoM's picture
Submitted by HeReCoMeSdAbOoM on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 08:01
I hear ya. PREACH! puff puff pass!
biorod's picture
Submitted by biorod on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 08:17
Unfortunately, energy prices are going to increase substantially over the next 20 years. As bad as it sounds, be thankful that energy's as cheap as it is now.

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