You know your commute sucks...

UnwashedMass

Shared on Thu, 03/29/2007 - 10:55

when the 1 hour and 15 minutes it took you to get to work is a personal record. 

 

When you get up earlier and earlier only to be foiled by acts of God and human stupidity.  Yesterday's 2 hour fiasco was supplied by a giant 76 ball sign landing in the freeway.  Not the antenna ball, the 10ft+ sign that goes on top of a 30' pole to tell drivers that there's gas nearby.  In the freeway.

So on the way home last night, I take a sneaky route through downtown, only to be foiled by a mass exodus of Yuppie Lemmings rolling out of high-rise offices while I try to sneak through.  I was cool though, still trying to find a semi-quick route, so I knew it may be a total failure.

I found that if you take Figueroa east from 79th to about the USC campus, the hookers work in broad daylight.

New route this afternoon.....30 miles of misery. 

Have a great day!

Comments

Brad's picture
Submitted by Brad on Thu, 03/29/2007 - 10:58
at least you got something to look at...
DreadPirate75's picture
Submitted by DreadPirate75 on Thu, 03/29/2007 - 11:32
Get your balls off the freeway!
sabiticus's picture
Submitted by sabiticus on Sat, 03/31/2007 - 07:41
I used to go rolling down Sunset from Santa Monica at 5 or 6 in the morning on a Sunday morning, you know, after a long night of debauchery. There are an assload of hookers working the street at the crack of dawn on a Sunday morning!
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Thu, 03/29/2007 - 13:01
I wish they were my balls on the freeway- I can't seem to get them out of the wife's purse.... :)
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Thu, 03/29/2007 - 15:54
Maybe the hookers coulda drained the giant balls or at least got them back to the bottom of the pole where they belonged anyway.

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