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Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 03/30/2007 - 16:26

Pet projects tough to trim from Iraq spending bill
Probably better to provide stability and security first, cats and dogs later.

Sewage flood kills 3 in Gaza
Replaces having Andy Reid smother me by sitting on my face as my most horrifying idea of death.

Australian admits terror charge
OK! OK! I fucking did it! Now get that truncheon out my ass!

Police: Man swipes 93 lbs. of ladies' undies
I was not familiar with the fact they were sold by the pound.
I got really excited, but then I realized they didn't say emmigration.

Bad credit home loans give economists willies

So do bad credit loans on waterfront property give them wet-willies?

Spears, Federline divorce deal reported

She gets the kids, he gets to keep his Matchbox cars.

Halle Berry reveals suicide attempt

It totally sucks being uber-hot and filthy rich…or so I might imagine.

Boys, 10, beat homeless man, police say
I’m starting a charity that provides homeless people with Tasers. Another indication that those of you who are afflicted with children AREN’T BEATING THEM ENOUGH!!

Students give up social networks for Lent
On Ash Wednesday 11 years ago I gave up Catholicism for Lent. Stuck to it, too! However, I still feel the urge to occasionally gorge myself on arcane superstitions.

Push to revoke Hilton's probation could mean jail
Bought and sold for three packs of Camels. My soul could rest in eternal peace if this happened.

Amazon tribes to get free Internet access
They were totally fucking pissed when they learned domain name Amazon.com already taken.

Comments

Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Fri, 03/30/2007 - 17:19
Nice ones!
NewBoyX's picture
Submitted by NewBoyX on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 21:58
I am a fan of the sodas made with Splenda.
dkhodz's picture
Submitted by dkhodz on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 23:21
I love it! Best use of the "Mr. Obvious" line of thinking in a while... >> Was this a 4th grade science fair project? What were the scientists in the next lab over working on, a baking soda volcano? >>
Fetal's picture
Submitted by Fetal on Fri, 03/30/2007 - 21:29
i thought you were dead...3 days without a post.
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Sat, 03/24/2007 - 09:57
:) Good playing with you last night dkhodz. Sorry I had to ditch so early.
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Fri, 03/30/2007 - 21:52
Thanks! Been busy. Had an exam in the class I'm taking. Few other familial odds and ends.
NewBoyX's picture
Submitted by NewBoyX on Mon, 03/26/2007 - 17:51
Its always the catcher
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Mon, 03/26/2007 - 18:04
Good ones!
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 16:14
Regular soda will give you a whole range of risk factors for problems. Diet sodas with artifical sweeteners will give you a whole different list of risk factors for problems. You shouldn't drink soda period. Which way do you want to die, being shot or being hung. Those are your choices when deciding between Regular or Diet soda.
Ewok_Poacher's picture
Submitted by Ewok_Poacher on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 17:26
Baking soda volcano...that one got me laughing!

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