The not-so-daily Roundup

Papers: Arrested astronaut had bondage photos
This just gets better and better

 Navy plans massive war games off Guam
Includes world’s largest competition of Battleship and Stratego.

Google Earth maps out Darfur atrocities
Just for kicks, I typed “atrocities” into Google’s search engine page to see what Sponsored Links would show up on the right side of the results.  I was tremendously disappointed to find none…not even for Halliburton.

Gingrich, Kerry debate climate change
Not quite as exciting as watching snails break-dancing.

Rescue plan for Tasmanian devils stirs contention
Law firm of Leghorn and Fudd retained for arbitration.

Fire destroys Johnny Cash home
Was it a “burning ring of fire?”

Betty Ford leaves hospital, 'recovering well'
Surprisingly, wasn’t staying at Betty Ford Clinic

Tobey Maguire: Not sure about 'Spider-Man 4'
Must be because his legendary acting ability is in such high demand elsewhere.  He would make for such a bitchin Hamlet.

Coyote visits Chicago sandwich shop
Orders Road Runner Panini.

Famous clown gets tiny bike back
Someone stole the President’s Huffy?

Teen gets 45 years for school shooting
A 14 year old boy is sentenced to 45 years in prison.  Am I the only one that finds this insane?

Court: First Amendment extends to MySpace
Kwazy:  Um, duh?

Severely obese fastest-growing overweight group
Lead researcher notes, “And that’s about the only thing fast about these tubby bastards!”

Virtual feds visit Second Life casinos
Investigate claims that virtual wiseguys buried in unmarked graves in Second Life desert.