CONTEST!

DreadPirate75

Shared on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 10:45

Ok..so I am grinding for my epic flying mount in the World of Warcraft. I decided that it is the balls. So I came up with the following idea for my guildmates in <morecowbell>:

Piratik's Epic Flying Mount Donations Contest

All you need to do to enter is donate a secret amount of gold by mailing it to my toon. (Piratik) The person that donates the highest amount will receive the following prizes from the bottom shelf of my kitchen cupboard:

A can of BBQ Pringles, 1/4 full.

6 ziplock freezer bags (1gallon size)

A swiffer-jet replacement pad

2 bottles of almost empty carpet freshener (Melon scent)

1 blue ink ball point pen from 1st National Bank of North County (cracked)

$1.28 cents in mixed small change

 

ALL donaters will recieve one of the following random prize from my hallway coat closet:

Last years Yellow Book

A certificate of appreciation from the City of Carlsbad, CA (I will white out my name)

Some womans coat that was left there from a party six months ago (denim with some shiny thingies on it)

A coat hanger (blue plastic)

A vacuum cleaner bag (empty)

An cell phone charging cord (unknown brand name)

3 AA batteries (unwrapped)

 

GOOD LUCK! And may the best donator win!!

Comments

Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 10:52
That's better than a garage sale.
DSmooth's picture
Submitted by DSmooth on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 10:55
LMFAO.... 2700g and counting here...
nomodifier's picture
Submitted by nomodifier on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 10:56
Cant you just sleep with me for the gold?
microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 11:14
That's some funny shit right there! Thanks for the laugh man!
doodirock's picture
Submitted by doodirock on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 13:16
My contest is better. Give me 5,000 gold or be banned from the site. Its win win.

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