The Daily Roundup (I'm baaaaackkk)

Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 17:09
The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Don't know if this will even be decipherable any more now that the new designated color for hyperlinks is "clear," but here goes nothing:

Wolfowitz fights to hold on to job
Because the President is running out of apointments for his worthless ass.

 Lohan wants more than cake for 21st birthday
Um, are panties on her list?

 
Mencia's dangerous mind
Notice the adjective “funny” was not used in this title.

 Senator subpoenas Rove's e-mails
He’s got a Gmail account.  Satan sent him an invite.

 Gonzales: Guns on campus would not prevent violence
Holy schnikies!  I agree with Gonzales on something!

 Experts share sneaky little slim-down tricks
Is one of them “Put the cookie down, fat-ass!”

 R. Kelly pens inspirational song for Virginia Tech
Does it involve pissing on people?

 Urine test useful for detecting preeclampsia
Does it involve R. Kelly?

 Break your kid's whining habit
…with short length of bicycle chain.

 Workers of the world, unite!
Dyslexics of the world, untie!

 Probe shows Jupiter up close and personal
Jupiter told to relax and try to breathe normally.

 China taken to task by U.S. House
Stop doing whatever evil thing you’re doing this time.  Or else we’ll, er…damn.  Ok, we’ll keep buying your cheap but poorly manufactured shit.  Just please stop.

 Zimbabwe to court: Extradite this mercenary
Court to Zimbabwe:  Um, which one?

 Status of al Qaeda in Iraq leader unclear
Don’t worry, I’ll clear this up:  He’s a terrorist asshole. 

 House passes $7.4 billion Head Start bill
However, stipulation included mandating full withdrawal of all fifth-graders by June of 2008.

Comments

Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 17:16
Where the blazes have you been? it just hasn't seemed the same.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 17:18
Damn. And I was having so much fun while you were gone! :)
Fetal's picture
Submitted by Fetal on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 18:53
for the record, i did not start those rumors.
NewBoyX's picture
Submitted by NewBoyX on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 19:52
Welcome Back " Senator subpoenas Rove's e-mails He’s got a Gmail account. Satan sent him an invite." That is funny :)
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Fri, 05/04/2007 - 05:15
THanks for the welcome home! Been realy busy lately. Just haven't had the energy. BTW, does anyone know why the hyperlink color has changed? Or is it just on my display?

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