Where has all the sense gone

As I made to way to work today I had the honor to get behind a new breed of driver. This new type is very prolific and they seem to be breeding at an exponential rate, not unlike the german cockroach. This driver has a one tracked mind, and has a singular purpose, and believe me, they are commited. The driver I am speaking about is the one who sets the cruize control at 54 miles per hour and high tails it to the left lane... and stays there. I have read that they have a sort of optical condition that makes it seem to them that a car is right in front of them, and another just to the right. They can't move, they won't move! The condition they have in their eyes also allows them to see other optical illusions. Take for instance the fact that they wave to you as you flip them off. They don't see the middle finger, they see a friendly wave from a fellow motorist. They also don't have the mental alertness to grasp that as cars pile up behind them, and whiz by them on the right, that THEY are the cause of all the unrest. There is only one solution.

We must keep trying to level up, and with the help of the Agency Supercar... get behind them, and make use of the chain gun! Ok, it is not going to actually do anything to help get these people off the road and locked up at "The Nervous Hospital" (I moved to the south and people down here have some cool sayings) Crackdown is the safest way to relieve the stress of the modern commute. You don't want to be locked up and have people forming line behind you!

Funny isn't it. We are on the brink of cracking all the mysteries of the human genome. We are almost ready to stretch out our hands and set foot on a the red planet Mars, and we can't get folks out of the passing lane. I guess it doesn't matter. With the way gas prices are going, the only people that will be doing a lot of driving in the future will be oil executives... let them deal with the new driver.

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