Tech Support

Rashanii

Shared on Mon, 05/21/2007 - 20:29
Dear Technical Support,


18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeS*xPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboSigh and Multi-Whine. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which cannot be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems.

A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please


Reply1: With Wife1.0 you usually end with Kids2.4.
This really uses all your resources and by the time you finish paying for it your system is obsolete !!!


Reply 2:Thank you for contacting our support team with your concerns.

We want you to be happy with your programs, so please consider your options carefully...


Here is one Simple fix...

Run WifeKiller1.0, but first be protected by Legal advice 2.0 to avoid installing LifeInJail 4.evr.

When this combo is properly executed, you can then avoid the need to run such programs by installing SexSlave 2.0.

When running SexSlave, be sure to avoid "beta" releases, as they often come with Statutory Rape1.0 and I'mPregnant1.0 and ChildSupport4life.exe.

It is also strongly advised that some protection is used, since there are many viruses in many of these program.

We at support team wish you luck in cleaning you system, and please try to avoid suicide 1.0, or any of the suicide attempt versions, as they are linked to other hostile programs like State Mental Hospital.exe, and Meds4life.org.

Regards,

Support team

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 15:29
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