GIJoeBob
Shared on Tue, 05/29/2007 - 21:28Cutie and I recently had our fourth child and decided that we were done with the crap shoot that is traditional birth control methods. Three of our children were Pill babies and the last was a condom baby. Go figure. I think the entire birth control industry is a scam myself.
So, a little over a week ago I went in to see my doctor for a procedure - THE PROCEDURE if you know what I mean - and if you are a guy you know what I mean.
Yep, while my boys can still swim, from now on they will be swimming in circles.
The doctor had given me a prescription for 2 30mg capsules of temazepam which I was to take at 6:30am and 7:30am before the procedure at 8:00 that morning. Temazempam is a fairly potent sleeping pill and the doctor wanted me good and relaxed as stress can cause the "skin" to contract and be hard to cut through. Yeah, I wasn't really thrilled with that mental picture either.
Needless to say, when I arrived at the doctors office I was feeling pretty loose. I was kinda hoping there would be throngs of women there to protest the procedure, hoping to get one last chance of having a baby sired by JoeBob, but that was not the case.
The doctor gave me a local and went to work. Due to the medication I really don't remember much of anything. After the procedure (which lasted about 15 minutes) I went to the waiting room to wait for Cutie to come pick me up. She woke me up, drove me home and I crashed. I woke up with a pretty good headache which I attribute to not having eaten breakfast or, more importantly, not having had my morning mug of coffee.
The recovery since that time has been fairly easy. Occasional ice packs, and expected care of the small wound. I would say that the wound has been the biggest hassle but it hasn't been that big of a deal. After I recover the doctor wants me to stay "busy"
and take him a "sample" in a couple months to make sure the operation was effective. He said it is rare but they do have to redo them sometimes. Ugh. I hope to be unexceptional in that area.
So, if you are considering a permanent form of birth control then this would be an easy way to go.
So, a little over a week ago I went in to see my doctor for a procedure - THE PROCEDURE if you know what I mean - and if you are a guy you know what I mean.
Yep, while my boys can still swim, from now on they will be swimming in circles.
The doctor had given me a prescription for 2 30mg capsules of temazepam which I was to take at 6:30am and 7:30am before the procedure at 8:00 that morning. Temazempam is a fairly potent sleeping pill and the doctor wanted me good and relaxed as stress can cause the "skin" to contract and be hard to cut through. Yeah, I wasn't really thrilled with that mental picture either.
Needless to say, when I arrived at the doctors office I was feeling pretty loose. I was kinda hoping there would be throngs of women there to protest the procedure, hoping to get one last chance of having a baby sired by JoeBob, but that was not the case.
The doctor gave me a local and went to work. Due to the medication I really don't remember much of anything. After the procedure (which lasted about 15 minutes) I went to the waiting room to wait for Cutie to come pick me up. She woke me up, drove me home and I crashed. I woke up with a pretty good headache which I attribute to not having eaten breakfast or, more importantly, not having had my morning mug of coffee.
The recovery since that time has been fairly easy. Occasional ice packs, and expected care of the small wound. I would say that the wound has been the biggest hassle but it hasn't been that big of a deal. After I recover the doctor wants me to stay "busy"
and take him a "sample" in a couple months to make sure the operation was effective. He said it is rare but they do have to redo them sometimes. Ugh. I hope to be unexceptional in that area. So, if you are considering a permanent form of birth control then this would be an easy way to go.
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