My Forza Starter car

I had to "hurry up and buy a car" the first night I put the game in the gamebox.  I was running with my boys in 2o2Shoot and they were pretty much in the bag, having been drinking and driving all Friday night.  So I grabbed a Supra and got to racing.  After we were through later in the evening, I had $30k in the bank and a stock car in the garage.

That will not work!  So I set to throwing ALL the cash into it and slapping up some paint.  I tell folks the next night that I put a big F U on the hood and the trunk, and lo and behold the next day I see someone has done the same!  Coincidence?  I doubt it, but que sera, time to go back to the paint booth.

Ladies and Gentledorks, I present to you the rolling teabag itself, THE MONKEYNUTZ EXPRESS!