Breaking News!

MikeTheKnife

Shared on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 16:09

So I hear about these news choppers that crashed here in Phoenix.  After the required trip outside to see if any smoke could be seen from the parking lot (it can't), I decided to go online and see what's happening. I go to MSN, oh wow they have a video, let me check that out.  It was at that moment that I was reminded that I am a colossal dumbass. What was I thinking, actually being able to view a breaking news video.  How fucking worthless is that website. I mean seriously, I was getting 1 frame per 6 seconds.  If they can't support the traffic then why even put up a video? Do I need a T1 line just to view the damn news?  It's even laggy at off times on occasion. I mean I know DSL isn't cutting edge technology but shit man, aren't the casual viewers their main audience? 

I don't mean to downplay the tragedy of the event.  I have a feeling this will have some repercussions, probably in a good way.  Also, I really like channel 3 news and I also really like the chopper guy in the mornings. I don't know if it was him--I haven't found any names yet.  But their weatherman is a jackass the likes of which has never been seen before.  I have never seen anyone react to the name Brad Perry with anything but revulsion. My co-worker won't watch their news because of him and my mother used to write letters to the station weekly until she finally gave up and stopped watching. I am not kidding, the guy is an embarrasing dipshit. I may have strayed a bit off my original topic here.

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Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:44
I have no idea what you mean by this.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:47
I just know what a fan you are of her musical abilities, I thought you'd be interested to know she is branching out her acting roles as well.
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:49
Oh in that case, i am very excited for this new arena for her to perform in.
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:49
Sorry, but she's fucking 15...and 15 year old's don't need to do nude scenes in any fucking movie....besides, wouldn't that be child porn?
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:50
That can't be legal.
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:50
Exactly my point. Its wrong...wrong, wrong and dirty!...just plane dirty...oh yeah...dirty...wrong..bad.....naughty...naughty....
dos's picture
Submitted by dos on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 15:14
this chick is ugly /
corbin_dallas's picture
Submitted by corbin_dallas on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:53
Nice recovery Baine....
wilderz's picture
Submitted by wilderz on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:56
yep. pretty sick.
DSmooth's picture
Submitted by DSmooth on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 15:29
Wasn't Brooke Shields under 15 when she did Blue Lagoon?
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:57
what was it you said Baine...her future includes the move "the best of both holes"?
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:57
Maybe it won't be made till shes 30....
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 13:58
*movie
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 14:00
NO that's the song.
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 14:03
save you a seat to hell?
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 14:04
I have one of thosr cars with the built in bedroom and bouncy seat
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 15:57
I knew it was just a matter of time before child porn got put into mainstream sick bastards
microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 10:11
completey agree, such bullshit!
Onesimos's picture
Submitted by Onesimos on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 10:14
just use strippers for your newscasters, and you can broadcast real news, until the FCC shuts you down
dos's picture
Submitted by dos on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 10:17
+1
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 10:27
Is it coincidence that the economy started collapsing as soon as Britney had a nervous meltdown?I think not. Is it coincidence that the DOW scored it's lowest mark of the year when Britney and Kfed split up? I think not. The world revolves around Britney not Shakira. The US economy, the war in Iraq, or the global warming crisis that we all face means nothing if Britney doesn't pull through.
Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 10:51
the president could be shot, but if Britney or Paris went into the hospital, jail, cat fight with a transexual hooker in Las Vegas.. they would get more press.. and the president would just get the small ticker on the bottom
MutusLetum's picture
Submitted by MutusLetum on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 10:53
One of the many reasons I avoid the intake of "news" at all costs.
ImaginaryEngr76's picture
Submitted by ImaginaryEngr76 on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 10:55
You mean the economy's collapsing!? I was too busy lamenting the lack of new Lindsey Lohan news to notice. On a related note, I think Britney is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 11:11
@ imaginary.... she IS the horse
GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 11:16
+1 for your integrity
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 17:27
Breaking News Thumbs down biotch!

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