2OLD2PLAY
Search

Breaking News!

M
MikeTheKnife

So I hear about these news choppers that crashed here in Phoenix.  After the required trip outside to see if any smoke could be seen from the parking lot (it can't), I decided to go online and see what's happening. I go to MSN, oh wow they have a video, let me check that out.  It was at that moment that I was reminded that I am a colossal dumbass. What was I thinking, actually being able to view a breaking news video.  How fucking worthless is that website. I mean seriously, I was getting 1 frame per 6 seconds.  If they can't support the traffic then why even put up a video? Do I need a T1 line just to view the damn news?  It's even laggy at off times on occasion. I mean I know DSL isn't cutting edge technology but shit man, aren't the casual viewers their main audience? 


I don't mean to downplay the tragedy of the event.  I have a feeling this will have some repercussions, probably in a good way.  Also, I really like channel 3 news and I also really like the chopper guy in the mornings. I don't know if it was him--I haven't found any names yet.  But their weatherman is a jackass the likes of which has never been seen before.  I have never seen anyone react to the name Brad Perry with anything but revulsion. My co-worker won't watch their news because of him and my mother used to write letters to the station weekly until she finally gave up and stopped watching. I am not kidding, the guy is an embarrasing dipshit. I may have strayed a bit off my original topic here.

Comments (27)

R
rabbmasterflash·
Breaking News\r \r Thumbs down biotch!
M
microscent·
completey agree, such bullshit!
O
Onesimos·
just use strippers for your newscasters, and you can broadcast real news, until the FCC shuts you down
D
dos·
+1
E
ekattan·
Is it coincidence that the economy started collapsing as soon as Britney had a nervous meltdown?I think not. Is it coincidence that the DOW scored it's lowest mark of the year when Britney and Kfed split up? I think not. The world revolves around Britney not Shakira. \r \r The US economy, the war in Iraq, or the global warming crisis that we all face means nothing if Britney doesn't pull through. \r \r
F
Falelorn·
the president could be shot, but if Britney or Paris went into the hospital, jail, cat fight with a transexual hooker in Las Vegas.. they would get more press.. and the president would just get the small ticker on the bottom
M
MutusLetum·
One of the many reasons I avoid the intake of \"news\" at all costs.
I
ImaginaryEngr76·
You mean the economy's collapsing!? I was too busy lamenting the lack of new Lindsey Lohan news to notice.\r \r On a related note, I think Britney is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Y
YEM·
@ imaginary.... she IS the horse
G
GroovyElm·
+1 for your integrity
B
Baine·
I have no idea what you mean by this.\r \r \r \r \r \r \r \r \r
M
MikeTheKnife·
I just know what a fan you are of her musical abilities, I thought you'd be interested to know she is branching out her acting roles as well.
B
Baine·
Oh in that case, i am very excited for this new arena for her to perform in. \r \r
D
Durty·
Sorry, but she's fucking 15...and 15 year old's don't need to do nude scenes in any fucking movie....besides, wouldn't that be child porn?
T
TDrag27·
That can't be legal.
B
Baine·
Exactly my point. Its wrong...wrong, wrong and dirty!...just plane dirty...oh yeah...dirty...wrong..bad.....naughty...naughty....\r \r \r
C
corbin_dallas·
Nice recovery Baine....
W
wilderz·
yep. pretty sick.
R
rabbmasterflash·
what was it you said Baine...her future includes the move \"the best of both holes\"?
B
Baine·
Maybe it won't be made till shes 30....
R
rabbmasterflash·
*movie
B
Baine·
NO that's the song.
R
rabbmasterflash·
save you a seat to hell?
B
Baine·
I have one of thosr cars with the built in bedroom and bouncy seat
S
sicrik·
I knew it was just a matter of time before child porn got put into mainstream\r \r \r \r \r \r sick bastards
D
dos·
this chick is ugly /
D
DSmooth·
Wasn't Brooke Shields under 15 when she did Blue Lagoon?