Questions

What scientific advancement have we had as a result of spending billions of dollars launching people into space?

Why is it when I go to Subway and order a combo to go, the guy behind the counter never puts the chips in the bag?

When will Cookielkr finally send me some cookies?

Why haven't other people sent me cookies yet?

Where is the beef?

Why do people hate their government no matter who's in charge?  If we are a government "by the people" don't we just really hate ourselves?

Why is Bear Grylls so infatuated with his own pee?

Why is it the UPS man can bring all my packages (air, 2nd day and ground) from the same truck, but it takes 3 different FedEx guys to do the same task?

Why do some people feel compelled to back into parking spaces?

Why does DK still have my extra controller and what will it take to get it back before Chi-town?

Why haven't you bought your Chi-Town LAN tix yet?

Why does the silent majority stay silent?  If you can't hear them do they exist?

Why is it I can sit at my desk all morning and not get 1 phone call, but as soon as I get my lunch I need 6 lines to keep up?

Do you know the muffin man?

Why don't we ranch elephants the way we do cows?

When will I get board games like Sorry, Clue and Life for XBL?

Why is it if I'm out of the office on a call all day I don't need to use the restroom through the day, but if I stay in the office I go every hour or two?

If 85% of Americans consider themselves Christian, why aren't we more decent to each other?

Why do we look forward to Friday when Tuesday has so much potential?

How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could.......ok never mind.