madwoman
Shared on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 10:05- Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Set one aside from the rest. Laugh hysterically at the one toothbrush. When your roommate asks about it, refuse to discuss the situation
- Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.
- Bring in potential "new" roommates from around the LAN. Give them tours of the room. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? S/he won't be here much longer."
- Bring a gun. Clean it, then hide it under your pillow. One day, put a Band-Aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.
- Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
- Cut the faces out of all your pictures you brought with you and show your roomate your "pals".
- Don't shower for three days. Complain often about the stench. Demand that your roommate do his/her laundry.
- Every time you take a shower, yell audibly, "I'm melting, I'm melting!"
- Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If s/he asks about it, say, "Oh, that damn hypnotist...."
- Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, on the last day of your stay, paint your face yellow. Then, complain about how much you hate lemonade.
- Frantically scribble something on paper. When finished, eat it. Start again.
- Name your game consoles. Call them like dogs when it's time to play.
- Play hide and seek with yourself. If your roommate asks what you're doing behind the couch, under the table, etc., look at them exasperatedly, come out of hiding and tell him/her that s/he gave away your hiding place. Refuse to talk to him/her for several hours.
- Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
All for you Sparhawk, all for you! (See I did read your comment about my going to the LAN) Here's hoping your roomate does a few of these, and then some....
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