goodolplumber
Shared on Mon, 08/06/2007 - 21:33Ok a lot of people around work have asked me whats the meanest thing I've ever done, due to the fact that when someone pisses me off I do something really mean to them in return.So here is the meanest thing I've done in my life so far....................
When I as in at AIT( Advanced Individual Training) in the Army, I had prior service guys staying the room next to me and my Battle Buddy at the time.We had to share a bathroom just like everyone else our barracks had to do, it was 5 people to a bathroom, 1 toilet and one shower/tub.Anyways I can in from lunch one day to grab something out of my wall locker and someone had trashed our room.I knew right away who did it.
It was those sorry ass prior service, they would always come to our room and tell us it wasn't done right or try to intimidate us with their experience.I was highly pissed about and told my battle buddy what had happened.He wanted to goto the Drill Sargent about, but I talked him out of it and came up with a nasty little plan.I told him we have to make sure those assholes done it first.So I went and asked them about it and they said, "Yes it was us, we did it so you can do it right, it looked like shit."
Unfortunately for them that was the keyword for me shit!!!!!!
The next day we ran like hell to the barracks from lunch and took a big ol' stinky ass shit in the toilet and didn't flush it.We shut the door that lead into the bathroom from our side.We can back from school first and made sure everything was set up for them and the stench about dropped us when we opened their door.We carefully shut it back and waited on them to come in.
They no more than opened the door to their room and when the smell hit them in the face."Good god!!!!!!!" "What the hell is that smell!!!!!" "Truce, we call a truce!!!!"
The funniest part was when they walked into the bathroom and saw the gigantic load left in the toilet and me yelling at them "That will teach you sorry assholes to mess with me."
From that day on, they never messed with us again.
gop out.......................
When I as in at AIT( Advanced Individual Training) in the Army, I had prior service guys staying the room next to me and my Battle Buddy at the time.We had to share a bathroom just like everyone else our barracks had to do, it was 5 people to a bathroom, 1 toilet and one shower/tub.Anyways I can in from lunch one day to grab something out of my wall locker and someone had trashed our room.I knew right away who did it.
It was those sorry ass prior service, they would always come to our room and tell us it wasn't done right or try to intimidate us with their experience.I was highly pissed about and told my battle buddy what had happened.He wanted to goto the Drill Sargent about, but I talked him out of it and came up with a nasty little plan.I told him we have to make sure those assholes done it first.So I went and asked them about it and they said, "Yes it was us, we did it so you can do it right, it looked like shit."
Unfortunately for them that was the keyword for me shit!!!!!!
The next day we ran like hell to the barracks from lunch and took a big ol' stinky ass shit in the toilet and didn't flush it.We shut the door that lead into the bathroom from our side.We can back from school first and made sure everything was set up for them and the stench about dropped us when we opened their door.We carefully shut it back and waited on them to come in.
They no more than opened the door to their room and when the smell hit them in the face."Good god!!!!!!!" "What the hell is that smell!!!!!" "Truce, we call a truce!!!!"
The funniest part was when they walked into the bathroom and saw the gigantic load left in the toilet and me yelling at them "That will teach you sorry assholes to mess with me."
From that day on, they never messed with us again.
gop out.......................
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