I don't think so

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 08/29/2007 - 17:39
My neighbors across the street continually think of new and exciting ways to be extremely annoying.  One of their most successful methods is via their cat.  Don't get me wrong, I like cats...even have a couple.  But if you leave your garage door up, it's in your garage.  If you leave your car windows/top down, it's in your car.  Another neighbor finally got pissed off to the point of calling animal control.  Mind you, this is after he had several fruitless conversations with them.

When he called animal control, the city police dispatcher answered.  The dispatcher said that animal control doesn't receive enough calls to warrant its own dispatcher, so she pulls double-duty.  She says she'll send an officer out.

Ten minutes later, an officer shows up.  A real one in a real uniform with a real squad car and a real Glock 22.  He absolutely did not look like the Crocodile Hunter, which is what we would have expected.  The officer explained to the cat's owners that an animal off leash unattended is a $250 fine if they get called again.  Needless to say, tensions in the hood are a bit higher than normal.

But here's the good part.  The cats owners have come up with a solution to their wandering feline problem:  underground fencing.  I shit you not, they had it installed yesterday.  A ton of it.

I did some research.  Most opinions on the internet fall along the lines that cats brains aren't wired (no pun intended) to understand underground fencing.  There were contrary opinions, but these belonged almost exclusively to underground fence installers.  Not exactly an unbiased lot.

So what do you think?  Will my doofus neighbors be successful in training their cat to stay in the yard, or is Snowball going to be electrocuted?

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Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 08/30/2007 - 07:32
The cats used to crap in the flower pots my ex had in front of the house. Rat traps fixed that.
AutumnRocks's picture
Submitted by AutumnRocks on Thu, 08/30/2007 - 11:09
I think it will be funny watching your neighbors try and train the cat. Yes, funny indeed. I read somewhere that you can buy Cougar urine from the local hunting store and spread it around where you do not want cats to go. Something about little cat cowarding from BIG CAT with cigar and personal dagger... :D
MikeJames's picture
Submitted by MikeJames on Wed, 08/29/2007 - 17:46
I personally hate cats....so my advice is to take a bb gun and shoot at them. MJ
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Wed, 08/29/2007 - 17:49
A Red Ryder works well, no physical damage (unless you get an eye) and it will deter them like no other method. Or hose them down and chuck them across the fence. Just to see what happens.
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Wed, 08/29/2007 - 17:54
The cat has been chased so many times by the cop-calling neighbor that it pretty much bolts when it sees you. I don't like the idea of shooting the cat...it's just being a cat. I DO like the idea of shooting the neighbor...or their kids. They are very annoying also. Someone needs to explain to them that a child probably shouldn't be urinating in the front yard at age eight. But at least it's in their yard.
Bertt's picture
Submitted by Bertt on Wed, 08/29/2007 - 17:58
but it's indecent exposure.... but anyway, to the cats. they make humane traps. our local anumal control will rent them out, and them come and collect the animal and impound it. Or you can buy your own, after you get the cat, take it to the pound. If you get it again, take it for a ride to the country and let it go (my personal favorite). If it returns again, I take it for a longer ride from which it never returns. 3 strikes and your out.
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Wed, 08/29/2007 - 18:03
Funny you should mention the "country ride." I hear it took a twenty mile, one-way trip last year. It must be chipped, because it's back. The missus across the street actually thought it wandered that far. :D

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