The fun never stops...

Gatsu

Shared on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 08:52
So...I was actually in a really good mood this morning. Driving down the road to my job...Amon Amarth blaring in my cd player. Get to work...get all my shit straight...sit down...*pop*. I look down and theres my underwear. The button on my brand new pair of black shorts decided to snap...and there were my fruit of the looms.

Luckily I have a small box of paperclips. So a quick trip to the john and some small-scale metal bending...and I've got my pants secured again. Now I hope that I don't get stabbed by the paperclip...or that the paperclip rips my pants.

At lunch then I get to make a trip home and get a different pair of pants.

You'd figure after spending $30+ on a fuckin pair of shorts that they'd throw in a metal button for the front. Nope.

Ain't life grand.


Gatsu OUT!

Comments

CellophaneGirl's picture
Submitted by CellophaneGirl on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:09
it's cause your pants were totally thinking of me and just were like "ahh must get naked" or something.... maybe... IDK my BFF Jill? Love you.
Cold's picture
Submitted by Cold on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:10
Personally, I wear boxers, that way when it pops it REALLY pops!
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:10
well if thats the case then I need to go to your place for my lunch break then don't I. ;) Love you too.
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:12
that was to cellophane....not you cold. I like ya and everything....just not that way.
DarthClem's picture
Submitted by DarthClem on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:35
I wish I could wear shorts to work. Is this just a "Casual Friday" thing?
codemonkey's picture
Submitted by codemonkey on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:41
I think everyone's had that happen at least once. Then it's a rush to think of something creative to hold 'em up. I think that's what seperates us from Monkeys - the ability to get creative when it matters.
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:54
nah its a casual work environment. I wear shorts and t-shirts all the time.
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 10:56
Dude- I build rockets wearing shorts. If you're not on the shop floor you can wear flipflops. This place is crazy. OSHA would freak out. I had a nylon blend of cargo shorts that split when I was getting into my car for lunchone day. Right where your pocket is with keys, etc, and it was from waist to cuff. Made a rip sound like sailcloth tearing. All of a sudden there is this great rending sound and this pressure relief near my junk- I thought I'd ruined myself. Is my dick still gonna work? :D and I love you more than CelloGirly. I'm just hairier. ;)

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