Parent Teacher Conference

This is something my wife sent me today. I had to share it. Too funny!

Subject: I think you are the father of one of my kids
>
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
> attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
> He's rather taken a back because he can't place
> where he knows her from.
> 
> So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
> "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>    
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
> ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you
> the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
> to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
> your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
> "No, I'm your son's teacher."