Ummm...Yeah....

JeepChick

Shared on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 09:18

I get this Dianetics newsletter spam in my email sometimes....check this out.

"You remember when you were maybe five years old and you went out in the morning and you looked at the day — and it was a very, very beautiful day. You looked at flowers and they were very beautiful flowers.

"Twenty-five years later, you get up in the morning, you take a look at the flowers — they are wilted. The day isn't a happy day.

"Well, what's changed? You know they are the same flowers, it's the same world.

"Something must have changed. Well, probably it was you ..."

— L. Ron Hubbard

No, Ron, the flowers changed....they were 25 years old...it was bound to happen sometime!  LOL

Anyhoo...

Comments

Aragorn72's picture
Submitted by Aragorn72 on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 12:21
Have you seen those new commercials that say "Be Competent"? The one I saw had a chick who was fencing. At the end it says it's part of some foundation. Guess what, that's Scientology trying to be sneaky with their recruiting.
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 09:21
Isn't L. Ron Hubbard dead? So yeah...thats whats changed. he can't make stupid quotes anymore. muharharhar!
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 09:22
lol @ Gat
Zikan's picture
Submitted by Zikan on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 09:59
L Ron Hubbard is pushing up those daisies that are wilted.
cerialthriller's picture
Submitted by cerialthriller on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 10:03
dont piss off Xenu now
Aonon's picture
Submitted by Aonon on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 10:06
L Ron was visited by aliens. He's just bitter cuz' they just talked to him instead of probin' him.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 10:07
Xenu PWNS YOU!

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