Playing Halo 3 in the wee hours...

Yup. My brother is coming over tonight and we will be playing some Halo 3, co-op style. Here are the 10 things I know to be true about tonight's (and tomorrow night's) festivities.

10. We will respawn many, many times whether we decide to play on Heroic or Legendary.
9. We will stop mid-play and say, "Ooooh, isn't that pretty!?"
8. We will fight over who is playing as Master Chief.
7. I will test the pistol out, screaming in the midst of a fire-fight, "Where's the f$*#ing scope?"
6. I will throw a grenade and say, "They changed it from -BLANK-! (fill in with Halo, Halo 2, or Halo 3 Beta).
5. I will say, "I'm driving! BIT-C-H!"
4. We will drink some Halo 3 Game Fuel. Although, we will lay off the Halo-3-Beer, the Halo-3-weed, the Halo-3-meth, and the Halo-3-crack. I'm just not the same player when I do all that other stuff.
3. My brother will, not that there's anything wrong with this, WHORE the sniper.
2. We will FINISH THE FIGHT.
1. We absolutely, positively will teamkill each other too many times to count, cause we share that kinda love.