Momma saids...

A little boy was playing doctor with his neighbor girl and was about to stick his finger in he privates when his mother caught them.

She takes him, paddles his ass red, and tells him don't you ever stick your finger up there. You'll get your finger bit off, girls have teeth in their privates.

So, 20 years pass and he finally gets a girlfriend.  They date for 6 months or so and he never tried to have sex with her.

One night they are out and she asks him "Is there something wrong with me?"  He says "No, why do you ask?"

"Well we've been going out for along time and you've never tried getting in my pants." she replies.

He said girls' pussies have teeth. My mom told me so and she never lied to me about anything.

She says no we don't, here I'll show you, so she pulls down her panties and spreads her pussy open and says see no teeth in there.

And he says well with bad breath and rotten gums like that no wonder it ain't got no teeth.