The most wonderful time of the year......my ass!!

FatalPoison

Shared on Sat, 10/13/2007 - 22:06
We were in Wal-mart doing our weekly shopping when I got my first taste of the Wonderful christmas season that is to come. I am walking down the isle, mind you I am not going slow because I like to get in and get outta there as fast I can, Wal-mart is not my favorite place on earth, yet we end up going there way to often! Anyway walking down the isle and this lady comes flying down the isle beside like if she doesnt make it to the hair product isle fast enough all the items on the shelf will self destruct.  She hits my hand with her cart -- which by the way pisses me off -- so I laced my fingers through the mesh metal of the cart to slow her down. Wow, I created a freaking monster, I think she got Cart rage or something she turns beet red as she screams EXCUSE YOU and yanks her cart outta my fingers and continue's to fly down the aisle towards her destination taking out anyone in her path! WTF was that  .......what ever happened to common fucking courtesy.......all this event did is bring to mind the fact that the christmas season is fast approaching and shit like this is only gonna get worse the closer it gets.

Okay, maybe someone can tell me why it is worth beating some bitch over the head with your purse to get the last pair of Heelys for little Timmy........When did Christmas become more about gifts and less about teachng our children the true meaning of Christmas and why we celebrate it.................

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BrokenDesign's picture
Submitted by BrokenDesign on Sat, 10/13/2007 - 22:47
That's why I do all my holiday shopping online. It's safer. :-)
Gman's picture
Submitted by Gman on Sat, 10/13/2007 - 23:56
Word!
h8z_u_all's picture
Submitted by h8z_u_all on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 00:37
i deal with it from mid sept :) thats why i hate it so lol
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 00:51
I think I found the problem, it was in the first line of your post... Wal-mart.
siege912's picture
Submitted by siege912 on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 06:12
It became about presents when it became bad to believe in God.
Brad's picture
Submitted by Brad on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 10:42
common courtesy and wal mart don't mix...
Lusetti67's picture
Submitted by Lusetti67 on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 10:51
You should of reached in your purse and pulled out a granade and stuck it to her ass! And say ......................Excuse you BIATCH!
FatalPoison's picture
Submitted by FatalPoison on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 10:56
@ Lusetti -- Sorry I forgot to put my gernades in my purse that day.....I shall need to remember to pack those next time along with my shotty........LMAO
FatalPoison's picture
Submitted by FatalPoison on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 10:57
@Siege --- I believe you are right unfortunately!
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 11:54
i cant believe you said Christmas already
Toons's picture
Submitted by Toons on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 13:15
I agree with you... and it only takes a few to wreck it for the rest of us...
LocGaw's picture
Submitted by LocGaw on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 14:27
I believe you asked what happened to common fucking curtesy... The fault unfortunatly was yours. See if you would have whooped her ass, then maybe she would have been a little less pushy the next time and certianly been more polite toward strangers in general. Really, I am kidding. What a rude person! I hope the rest of your shopping goes better.

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