This is news?!?!
I was in Walgreens the other day buying Sudafed for my backyard meth lab when I spotted this magazine on the rack:

ANGELINA GAINS 10 LBS?!?!?!? OMG!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!?!
Is this what counts as news these days? Are some people's lives so empty they obsess over the weight lost and gained by celebrities? If so that is truly sad.
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I want to hear about the hot hookup in mexico.
You know...I think it's easy to laugh at people that read that trash. But look at it this way...\r
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Celebrity gossip magazines are to some people what video games are to a lot of us. \r
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Something that costs a little money, gives you a little escape from your day, and is fun. \r
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Different strokes - but I'll pick video games :wink:
i still thinks she was constipated and couldnt shit so she gained 10 pounds from that