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TexasTwister55

Shared on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 08:28

I, myself, quite probably have this condition. If your child does, this in no way is meant to belittle the fact. If you are familiar with the problems associated with ADHD, you will understand this letter. It is fiction and was written by a teacher with a sense of humor.

Letter to a parent from a teacher with Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

 

Dear Parent

I am sure you are familiar with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). Many students today have to deal with this difficult disorder. I am very able to empathize with them because I, too, suffer from ADD. Because of this, I hope you will be willing to make certain accommodations that will help me to be successful. Please consider the following accommodations:

Use a variety of techniques to communicate with me about your child. I may not remember to respond to a phone call, but repeated efforts by mail, telegram and fax are sure to elicit an eventual response.

When you write notes to me, consider using various colored markers to write your message. These help me to focus my attention.

Do not expect weekly progress reports on your child. Such reports require organizational skills that are beyond the ability of ADD subjects.

Please excuse any errors I might make in grading your child's paper. My attention wanders from time to time. I will be happy to re-grade papers with more than five significant errors, although it may take me several weeks to get to such papers.

Understand that I only grade a small percentage of your student's work so that I may be motivationally encouraged and predisposed to comply with my task.

I may occasionally mix up students grades. If you feel this has happened, please notify me (in the manner suggested above). If I am able to discover where the error was made, I will be happy to correct your student's grade.

Consider placing your child in one of my morning classes. I am much better focused before 10:00 a.m. If your child is in an afternoon class, do not be upset by the fact that one-half of our class time will be "free-time" due to the fact that I can only focus for short periods of time in the afternoon. Instead, consider this time as an opportunity for your child -- a built in "study hall."

Be prepared to teach the novel Lord of the Flies to your student at home.

Because I am frequently unable to reach this unit by the end of the year, you may need to cover this required material yourself. I will be happy to provide books and handouts.

Forgive me if I am late in arriving for parent conferences. I sometimes lose track of time. If I forget to come at all, do not hesitate to reschedule by contacting me (in the manner suggested above).

When we meet for parent conferences, please remember to

(a) Maintain proximity to me

(b) Establish eye contact

(c) Be concise

(d) Use an appropriate rate of speech

(e) Use visual aids (e.g., student papers, charts, pictures, etc..) Your effort to comply with these accommodations is greatly appreciated.

I know that together we will be able to create a rich and rewarding learning experience for your child. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to contact me (in the manner suggested above).

Again, many thanks.

Comments

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Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 09:08
I thought it was funny. I've never been diagnosed, but it didn't "exist" when I was a kid. Let's see, we give negative ratings to porn, we give negative ratings to religious posts. Dang, somebody out there must have a miserable life. Feel sorry for you, guy. I really do.
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Submitted by TDrag27 on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 09:52
Hmmm...I understand all the references in the letter, but I think it's more snide than funny...To me it has the undertone of "you've made me make all these accomodations for your kid so here's what you have to do for me". It makes me wonder what the context behind it is.
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Submitted by MutusLetum on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 10:04
I have three brothers and they're all teachers. I'm going to pass this along to them. I've never been completely convinced that ADD or ADHD are actual disorders, but are probably a side effect of the overly-stimulated world in which we live.
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Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 10:31
Consider it snide if you wish; it certainly wasn't intended that way. I didn't write the letter. To a teacher, it would be funny. I don't believe this teacher was being snide. In fact, she is one of the best teachers in the nation; highly acclaimed. It was written as aknoldgement of what teachers do to individualize instruction. If you were a teacher, you would see and appreciate that. I believe they are actual disorders, but vastly overdiagnosed.
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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 11:42
You got another +1 from me.
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Submitted by TDrag27 on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 11:44
I'm not trying to guess what her intention was as I have context behind what started it nor do I know this individual...But if I was a parent of child with ADHD and I received that letter, I'm not sure I would find it funny.
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Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 12:03
It wasn't sent home. Go argue with someone else. I ain't playin'. Have a great weekend!
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Submitted by TDrag27 on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 12:41
TT - I'm not trying to argue with you. I was just offering my comment to your blog. Some people appreciate hearing the different opinions of others...But if that's not your thing, I won't read anymore... Sorry for bothering you.
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Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 13:08
I appreciate comments; it would offend a parent if sent home. However, I did state that it was fiction and that probably only a teacher would appreciate it. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously. I also said that only a teacher would probably appreciate it. I am ADHD myself; I thought it was funny. You didn't. Cool. If I am reading a blog and someone asks for opinions, I give them. If I disagree with their viewpoints and they don't ask for opinions, I don't post my disagreement. I don't agree with a lot of the stuff I see in the blogs: profanity, porn, religion bashing. . . but I don't post my opposition. They have the right to do what they want and say what they want. If I see a cartoon I don't think is funny, I don't post my opinion. Some people find humor in some things, some don't.
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Submitted by H2Daddy on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 15:19
I'm a teacher and I thought it was funny.
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Submitted by Devonsangel on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 08:55
Love it.

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