NSFW = pr0n, who knew?

My blag got unflagged cuz I didn't post titties
Now I'm cool with that, but cryin' bout it's just shitty
Quit your bitchin' and stop being sad
Cuz in about a minute, I'm a make ya mad

Yer dad called, he says he hates me
I think he's angry cuz yer momma dates me
It makes me smile that yer dad's a mess
And yer momma looks smokin when she gets undressed

I know it's messed up, I'm just foolin around
But I loved it when yer momma let out that sound
When I pulled her hair and smacked that ass
I heard a little whimper, then I laughed

She sounded just like you, so I didn't stop
Time to break out the wop-bob-a-LUBE-op
I take my Tapatio wherever I'm goin
Cuz a little lube keeps my rhymes flowin